(Source: nollag)

ejacurlate:

when your mum starts talking to one of her friends in public and you’re waiting to leave

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ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

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itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

nottheaverageasian:

tumblr famous people

nottheaverageasian:

tumblr famous people

Dining Etiquette Around The World, an infographic by Restaurant Choice

via Feel Design

(Source: rerylikes)

(Source: mcaubergine)

death-by-lulz:

Correct response.
Agreed.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Correct response.

Agreed.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

(Source: magicmotherfuckers)

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

googledoc:

its a metaphor

googledoc:

its a metaphor

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